Thursday, February 4, 2010

Day 2 - research

Ok, so now I am mad. Someone stole the name. Well, they did have it first. K squared meals is a Indian food company in Canada. Great, we even outsourced my name!
But I won't let that stop me. However, I am going to take any suggestions. I am in the menu planning phase. I got some great ideas. All of my breakfast items are done! I am totally excited about that.
In my research I came across something quite hysterical I thought I'd share. I was looking for recipes and came across the ALLI website. This is the fat-blocking pill that aids in weight loss. OMG! This is beyond funny. I'll let you be the judge.
The website warns that you may get:
gas with oily spotting
loose stools
more frequent stools that may be hard to control

Really? I'm not sure that leaking is the way to loose weight. In fact, I can guarantee its not.

The website also says:
The excess oil that comes out of your stool is not harmful. In fact, it is beneficial and may look like the the oil on top of you pizza.

Thanks for ruining pizza for me!

In addition, the website also says:
Eating a low-fat diet, lowers these risks.

Um, isn't that the point??????

Oh wait there is more....
pick a day to begin alli, like a weekend day so that you are close to home if you experience a treatment effect....

meaning, stay close to the are going to crap yourself.....

If you are going to a social event, hold off on taking alli.

Meaning, bring the TV in the restroom, its going to be a bumpy night! I mean really. Movies like Avatar are not an option!

But the end all, be all is this:

You may have an urgent need to go the bathroom. Until you are aware of the treatment effects, please wear dark pants and bring a change of clothes with you to work......

So, you are recommending that a pair of black corduroys will inhibit the chance of anyone know you shadoobied in your pants. A change of clothes?

Here is the moral. The only way to lose weight is to eat right and exercise. If you think a pill is going to help you loose your big butt, you may want to reconsider since you will have to wear Depends undergarments anyway under your clothes!

I thought I'd share some humor! Ill post some recipes as I am creating more. This weekend is cooking weekend!

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